Confusion Endurance

ume in sake, pineapple on pizza, salmon rushdie and that baliwood chick. i'm all for embracing uncertainties and befriending the paradox, but certain things, like the sunless tan and non-dairy creamer, have soaked their way into our post-modern society. makes me cringe to think what kind of opinion our kids will have of us. at least they can't blame us for the three-story platform shoes.