...it's a friday

you know it's friday when:

1) the lights all conveniently turn yellow when you're too far away to speed through (damn ambulances and fire trucks)

2) your brain decides that it only understands "half-speed"

3) the day before was thursday

4) you finally get a modicum of recognition from your word nazi professor but cannot remember how

5) the normally dull reaction from your coworkers is missing as you return to work because...hey, the whole truck's gone!